A woman went to the dentist and said, “How long does it take to extract a bad tooth? And I’m also in a hurry.” So, the dentist said, “If I give you anesthesia, then it will take one hour.” And then she said, “OK, if no anesthesia, how long? Because I’m in a hurry, I can’t wait an hour.” So, he said, “OK, only five minutes.” She said, “Oh, no problem.” But the dentist said, “Oh, you are such a brave woman. How can you bear the extracting of the tooth without anesthesia?” She said, “No, no, it’s not for me. It’s for my husband, he’s coming.” […]
(A man went to a dentist... ...with two front broken teeth. So, the dentist asked him, “How you’ve broken your teeth like this?” He said, “My wife served me with very hard bread.” […] Then the dentist told him, “Why did not you refuse?” So, he said, “That is the outcome of my refusal.” […])
