In today’s news, South Korea allocates rice for international humanitarian aid, data shows climate change is eliminating most global sea-ice, United States research team finds new diagnostic tool for pancreatic cancer, poetry festival in Iraq honors literary heritage of Azerbaijan and Iraqi Turkmen, US Air Force serviceman helps injured skier during trip to Italian Alps, Puerto Rico’s first vegan event remarkable success, and Sri Lanka’s Pinnawala Elephant Orphanage marks its golden jubilee.
Now, it’s time to step to the guffaw desk to pick up the joke of day and have some fun. This one’s entitled “Higher Education Skills.”
During a college exam, the professor found a student peeking at a classmate’s answers.
“My goodness, how can you cheat so blatantly? You have already stolen more than one look at your classmate’s paper!”
“Don’t blame me, professor; if his handwriting weren’t so sloppy, I could have gotten it all in one glance.”
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