In today’s news, Belgium sends emergency aid to Madagascar after cyclone double-hit. Climate change could disrupt Monarch butterfly migration in North America, world’s largest coral colony discovered on Australia’s Great Barrier Reef, Canadian team turn plastic waste into valuable resource, United Arab Emirates businessman helps families reunite for Ramadan, Italian consumer base for vegan food grows, and Scottish residents rescue baby otters hiding in car engine.
Let our daily joke help you weather things a little bit better! It’s entitled, “Scary Creatures.”
Panicking, Brenda sprinted into the living room.
“Tom! There’s a scaly snake-person in the grass!”
Tom crept into the yard with extreme caution.
“Oh, honey... relax. It’s just the green garden hose!”
A few days later, a real snake-wife was gliding across Brenda’s lawn and suddenly froze in terror.
“Eek! Sss-sweetheart, quick! There’s a scary, stringy-haired human over here!
“Stay back! I shall investigate!”
“Oh, honey... relax. It’s nothing but a mop!”
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And now we have a heartline in German, with multiple-language subtitles, from Sandra in Germany
