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Once, during a debate, Abraham Lincoln was accused by Stephen Douglas of being two-faced. So, without hesitation, Lincoln calmly replied, “I leave it to my audience. If I had two faces, would I be wearing this one?” He’s so funny. He can laugh at himself. That’s good.
A Spanish teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish… Oh God, would you jump out, this frog in my throat? I don’t know why I have it here. I don’t have it at home. You know why? Because I don’t talk at home. A Spanish teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish, it’s not like English; nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine. For example, “house” is feminine – la casa. “A pencil,” however, is masculine – el lápiz. So, a student asked, “What gender is a computer?” Instead of giving the answer, the teacher split the class into two groups, male and female, and asked them to decide for themselves whether a “computer” should be a masculine or a feminine noun. Each group was asked to give four reasons for the recommendation that they chose. […]
It’s so difficult to talk with a candy. In the European Tour last time, I had to take (vegan) candy at every lecture. (Wow.) So you can see sometimes my mouth looked funny. Oh, this is really comfortable. Tastes good, man. From Swiss? (Yes.) Whenever I cough, I use those Swiss herbs. (Yes.) They are traditional. It’s good, good. They clear your throat very quickly. […]
